Colin Ross Books

Colin Ross is a small town man who grew up way out in the middle of 'Where The Heck Am I?" (That's him, on the left). Most people find him to be handsome with a wonderful smile, heaps of charm... I'm sure you agree. You were probably expecting him to be wearing checkered red flannel and a cowboy hat, but Colin escaped from that wacky land of fancy dress. Since then, he has recently elevated to beard-status! (and probably male-pattern baldness... added a few wrinkles... ... a touch of grey hair... the point is... he may have aged a bit since that picture and his sex appeal has perhaps dwindled).

Anyway, Colin is a US-based author fresh out of the armpit of Oregon! I hope you're not one of those lost souls who pronounce it Or-eh-GONE. That's just insane. It’s pronounced Or-uh-GUN (in all likelihood because everyone out there has a gun--probably more than three. And they’re bigger than your guns, so don’t even argue about it). In fact, it's probably better that you don't even visit there right now; it's batpoop crazy!

Even though Colin is an author now, with his first fiction novel being "Project Starfall," he pretends he isn’t really concerned with how successful it becomes. Everybody knows money doesn't make people happy. (But if you have any money to spare, you should buy his books so that he can earn lots of money and retire lavishly). That's right! Money isn't important. He believes that being a published author is success enough. I mean, let's face it... have YOU ever tried to write or publish a book? It's really hard. Plus, it is rumoured that his second novel (Shadows in the Dark) is way better. 

Let's face it, Colin writes purely for entertainment and therefore, you should buy his books so he can justify all the time he spends ignoring his wife with his face glued to a screen, and of course, so that he can earn lots of money and retire lavishly.

That’s a thing, right?